If anybody has any good angles on screwing the govt. on taxes please provide feedback. I don't care if it involves starting a finacial business where you can write off your investment money as a business expense or buying personal items as your business (such as a house)  and renting it to yourself etc.  Anything that can shave down significant quantities of tax in the next few years. If a Cayman island account is what it takes then so be it.
There is no way I'm paying the govt. tens or hundreds of thousands in taxes. I'll travel the world as a criminal before that happens lol.

Any of the greasiest loopholes are welcome, I need ideas here please!!
P.S - Hopefully its Canadian related advice(for me) but otherwise please state U.S. Anything would be sincerely appreciated.

Thanks.
Gamblor.