:>) enough with the one liners.

How about this one?

The safari was making it's way through the jungle when suddenly they heard drums beating.

The Bwana was frightened and asked the the head porter what it was all about. He said, " Bwana not to be frightened while drums continue to beat.

An hour later the the beating became louder and closer. Again the Bwana confronted the boss porter. The porter repeated his remark about not being worried while the drums were beating.

It was then the Bwana asked the porter what would happened if the beating stopped.

"If drums stop, we are in very bad trouble", stated the porter.

"What kind of trouble?, asked the Bwana.

The porter in a solomn tone answered, "Then bass player take solo"