Judge Waddup is just about to finisj with the BOW case. That is when we will get information about all the plans for eVU, etc., and who else we shall name in a New Infringer Law Suit, which you can bet shall include BOW and company... Gil...

This is a Big Hmmm.... If Gil is speculating correctly, we might actully move north. If not, my WAG is well after a positive Markman.

Well, to heck with the real deal, let's get to the good part. I asked an A&R label friend here in NashVegas to send me his best shot as he, too, picks a bit. These are his worst ones and claims he will keep sending them until EDIG recovers to his break even point -- somewhere north of $2. He claims some guitar biz asshole told him to check it out. I can't imagine that....lol.

Q: How many drummers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

Q: What do you have when a keyboard player is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: When guitarist die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
A: Because down deep, they are all nice guys!

Q: How do you get a drummer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: How do you stop a guitar player from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of bass players goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.

Q: Have you heard about the conductors word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a drummer?
A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of bass players?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met

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Q: What does a guitar player and a sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a 1-in-3 million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: Where can you find a good drummer?
A: In the cemetery

Q: What do bass players use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Q: Why did the post office recall the new guitar player stamps?
A: Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

Q: What is the ideal weight of a drummer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead guitar player in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

more to come.....