Hi Folks..

Happy Easter..

From the sunny south where I'm trying to drive the US economy up to tree top level at least..in the mean time I'm thinking of our vote buying ,criminally intent elected leaders ,called politicians...and how they bribe the great unwashed with our own money..and the sightless illiterate masses that the politicians,made up 90% by lawyers that realize ,rather than steal from you or I ,one at a time ,they will get inside deals done with equally crooked company's that will pour money into a political campaign to get them elected into a government position ,when they can steal from us all at a rate ,only limited by their ability to cart it off and hide it off shore..

Here is my example of how to help our Canadian economy and spend my ill conceived HST (Blended consumption tax rebate)..and help old Portee ,above all..

Subject: stimulus HST cheque

Just in Case You Get a Cheque....
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus
Payment, i.e., HST rebate. This is a very exciting program from the Ontario
Government. I'll explain it using the Q and A format:
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Q. What is Ontario 's Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers..
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
Set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ?
A. Shut up or you don't get your check.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by
Spending your stimulus check wisely:
1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China
2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras
Or Guatemala ..
5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea
6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay
Management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in Canada by:
1. Spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. Going to baseball or football games, or
3. Hiring prostitutes, or
4. Buying cheap beer or
5. Getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada .


Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a
Prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're
Drunk enough to go get tattooed.

Portee