I'm here in SJ, and for those of you who are justifiably wondering how Suresh was selected, well, you know how rumors can fly in hotel elevators and bars. Apparently, Suresh made the final cut down to three candidates by turning in the best essay on "why I want to eat someone's lunch and how best to go about it." Yes , I was surprised, too. Once down to three candidates, a spelling bee was held to determine the winner. 'Nuff said.