This just in from the Bush Administration Department of Obfuscation, Rationalization and Justification regarding the unhappiniess of American motorists at the high price of gasoline that has been achieved under his watch. According to sources in the Karl Rove Bureau of Spin and Deflection, once you compare these prices, gasonline seems like a real bargain:

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .... $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ......... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon
White-Out : 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER..Evian water 9 oz =$1.49.

$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER !!

Now, don't you feel better?