Bush Press Conference With Kids
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>> >Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
>> >After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
>> hand
>> >and George asks him his name.
>> >
>> >" Stanley," responds the little boy.
>> >
>> >"And what is your question, Stanley?"
>> >
>> >"I have 4 questions:
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>> >First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
>> >Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
>> >Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
>> >Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all
>> >Americans don't have health insurance?"
>> >
>> >Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
>> >that they will continue after recess.
>> >
>> >When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
>> >question time. Who has a question?"
>> >
>> >Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
>> him
>> >his name.
>> >
>> >"Steve," he responds.
>> >
>> >"And what is your question, Steve?"
>> >
>> >"Actually, I have 6 questions.
>> >First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
>> >Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
>> >Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
>> >Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
>> >Americans don't have health insurance?
>> >Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
>> >And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley
