No wait, that`s been used.

``My wife was in San Diego and the talk in all the Gentlemen`s Clubs was.....``

Naw, save that for another time.

How about ``My broker put out an e-mail to all his high-profile clients....``

Nope, that`s powerful stuff. Save that one for later.

My lawyer told me his second wife`s cousin who used to trade for Merrill Lynch said he heard from his old boss`s wife who heard at her hair dressers that there`s a big short movement brewing.

Yeah, that`s the ticket.