Ahhhh, CJR now has the rank of President on our Algoracom Board. As to your questions on your new found position:

War Powers: Make all the war you can, but keep it over on the Yahoo Boards...

Pushing buttons: Push all of the buttons you find...

Your Plane: Made of paper. Fold your own type...

Cigar games: We will not go there...

Unexpected End: You likely already have as much, if not more power, than those you mention...

Suits: Definitely. After all you asked where yours was. Right??? ...

T-Shirt & Mirrored Suns: Only on Saturday afternoons. With brewski in hand.

Aliens: Everywhere. They use cloaking technology.