ok, i officially have the title of president and demand all of the duties and privileges that entitles...at least the priviledges part..i also have some questions about this title:

do i now have war powers? can i push "the button"? do i get my own plane? can i play cigar games with young fat polock chicks? if boss, no bear, gw, info, etc somehow come to an "unexpected" end do i get all thier powers and stuff? do i have to wear a suit? how about a t-shirt and mirrored sunglasses? where are the aliens kept?