What? Are we into Dr. Seuss titles now?
If so, I think these would be more appropriate:
Fox in Socks
Hunches in Bunches (or "How I Got it All Wrong Over the Past Three Years")
Too Many Daves (or "Why Did Our One Dave, David MacDonald, Stop Buying Like Crazy?")
The Big Brag (or "I Should Have Sold at $2.74 Instead of Dreaming About Retirement")
There's a Wocket in My Pocket (sequel to "There Used to be Money in My Pocket")
What Was I Scared Of? (or "Now I Know I Was Scared of Such a Terrible Share Price and an Awful Macro Picture")
I Am Not Going to Get Up Today (I read this every day the SP remains under $1)
Great Day for Up (ooooh, we had that yesterday and could use many more)
And we shouldn't forget:
If I Ran the Circus (or "How Agoracom is Trying to Prevent Morphing into SI or SH")
It occurs to me that Dr. Seuss never created one title that really would have been fitting for many of us:
My Days in the Doghouse