G'd mornig mr Betsie Sir, coffee?? cream or sugar? some nice hot, fresh, sweet rolls>

Now about your income tax problems, may I suggest a slightly used silver mine which I just happen to have on hand. If it pays off you will have more to pay your taxes with, if it doesn't, you can always recoup your loss as a tax reduction ??

NOw, Soo how many shares shall I put you down for?? or if you wish a straight sale??

Alternatively simply buy more UC shares.

Don Jose deLa Mancha