G'morning Trucker: Yer usual Oirish Coffee? A better use for that spoonful of sugar is in a green coconut then capped or plugged and put into the sun. Shortly the plug will bow off and the contents are a fairly good poor man's Champagne for a few hours.

Feed it to your furry lap muffs and when they start chasing things up the wsll you have hit the correct combination !

Why waste it on medicine ??

"Erin! Go braless." ?? sheeesh, you mean ??? blushing.

Don Jose de La Mancha