Road hog: Join me for coffee out in the Patio? Do you want cream or sugar, perhaps some hot rolls?

As for yer German, may I suggest concentrating on the most essential things first

-->Wo es das Kaffee haus? Where is the Coffee shop?

You posted Macaulay's excellent article. That is true, but what hasn't been mentioned is that all things run in cycles.

Don Jose de La Mancha