How are all my loyal subjects doing this evening?

The King is not so pleased to report that it took 10 days to open a business account, another 5 for an I trade account at Scoootia, and it ain't done yet. They e-mailed me at truckulater@hotmail.com and asked what business I was in. I guess the e-mail address didn't quite give it away. I will have to change my e-mail for Scooter I-trade to iownafriggintruckyoudummies@hotmail.com.

Another 48 hours to fix they tell me. I advised them that if the shares go up a penny by then, I will be invoicing them for the difference. OK, one of you, say it, "Good Luck with that."

Anyone heard from Jim or Gary if the drill is spinnin? I haven't had much chance to drop them a line lately. Been putting in extra hours after my regular runs. Don't tell the MOT. They might axe to see my log book. Pretty close to legal tho'. Too friggin old to run too friggin hard these days. Might even be legal. They change the rules more often than I change my pantaloons so who the heck knows.

I should be able to start buying small amounts by the end of the week. Looks like I will get 'em sub 6 cent. That is good. Our cash is what, about 3 cent a share? So you get everything else for 2 cent a share. Seems fair to me.

Yeah, I can put my 2 cents in, in more ways than one.

The cat says we will be at a dime by the end of May, early June, after next numbers come out. Who am I to disagree?

And that won't be a dead cat bounce, unless, of course, the old bugger dies.

Hang in there, troops, and don't be pushin up the shares till after May 15 when I can dump another chunk in.

That is all.

King Truck.