HI my friend, analogue guy: You asked what do I call my mule?

" Hold still ya cottin pickin #%#%#%%^^$%%!#!$#%#%@%!#%#$%#%#

@#%#%%$^$^^^ !! Keep it up and your'e a candiate for dog food".

However, when I am really mad ---deleted -- lovely ladies present.

Don Jose de La Mancha