Ok, here is my timely recommendation: 

Hop in your old reliable H.G. Wells and set it for December 2012.

Upon arrival, buy as much St Elias (Elijah) Mines (invoked in the Brit Malah) as possible. 

Hold. And hold and hold. The CEO can be trusted to act in shareholders best interests, even listen to their concerns. Igore any selling she may do, whilst chasing the share price into the porcelain. 

Hop back in your H. G. Wells and return to the present. 

Before you check the current share price, buy a portable defibrillator.