Perhaps Santa is referring to the boss and bf/bodyguard being in Hawaii?

Anyways Bow, I have quite the collection that I'll try to get to later, but I must say, the ultimate classic has to be the lengthy affidavit signed by the REAL Primed 24. For someone that carried on with his life and doesn't cry over spilled milk, there was sure a lot of sniffling and whining done. Not only did he complain about the people named in the suit, he cried about people that weren't even mentioned in the legal papers that he claimed picked on him such as Gold-E-Hawn, Owen Hart, SliStallone, JrMiner, etc. That must be the ultimate way to "carry on with his life"

Another phantom fact brought to you courtesy of Molson200