Sculpin,

One thing must be said, to ensure people don't take the article you linked to as anything but satirical.

It should be noted that the article is a satirical segment of the New Yorker. As sarcasm doesn't always come across clearly in print, I just wanted to make sure nobody took the article as reality.

S.

P.S Anyone who likes satrical news I would highly recommend http://www.theonion.com/ for a good laugh