Some blonde unknown to us decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's
side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground.

As her head is battered against
the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great
fortune
. . . Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma, and unplugs the
horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.