Dear Mrs. Cramer:

You should pick up a couple of big brown paper bags to bring with ya to Vancouver. That way you can be sure to have one to put over Hogwash's head, as he ain't pretty...

If you decide to join him in any outings, good luck with that, too... The last time idiot stick went to the big city, he got lost and called me from a pay phone on some street corner. When I asked him what street corner he was on, he replied he was on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk...

Kherson