This is why I was thinking that these deplorable market conditions may work to our advantage. When / if the tide turns, the flying monkeys will be jumping into only the best investments in the land of OZ.
The cowardly lion will have capitulated, the strawman's house of cards will have fallen, and the tin man will begin to to think rationally. All while the old man behind the curtain has been exposed.
Here's to hoping Dorothy will tap her red slippers one day and return us back to Kansas.