Stop your complaining. It is the summer, and volume is thin everywhere.
Stops, limit orders, market orders, shorts, and yes longs are what make a market. Go take a class.
What is REAL = the assets of the company. They can be proven higher, or just sat on. Dave is moving on all fronts to maximize shareholder wealth. Be patient and go sit on a beach for 6-8 weeks, then see where the stock is and the volume.
Instead of complaining, why not mention the great story to some of your friends at the bar, bath house, or lean-to.
As for the shorts, and having a squeeze, that is mere fantasy, like a Mentos commercial. Some of the "institutions" that bought in on the deal, may have hedged their long position by shorting stock, so they create an option (THE WARRANT) for free.