A JOKE THAT'S GOING AROUND UKRAINE

Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, went to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the pupils. He talked to them about how Russia was a powerful nation and how he wanted the best for the people.

At the end of the talk, there was a section for questions. Little Sasha put her hand up and said "I have two questions. Why did the Russians take Crimea? And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?" Putin replied "Good questions..." But just as he was about to answer, the bell sounded and the children went to lunch.

When they returned to the classroom, they sat down again as there was time for some more questions. Another girl, Misha, put her hand up and said "I have four questions.

My questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we sending troops to Ukraine? Why did the bell go 20 minutes early? And where is Sasha?"