lol
posted on
Jul 15, 2013 04:26PM
> > Subject: Fwd: You'll like This
> > Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
> > Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
> > Lets have a look at the evidence:
> > - No Christmas
> > - No television
> > - No nude women
> > - No football
> > - No pork chops
> > - No hot dogs
> > - No burgers
> > - No beer
> > - No bacon
> > - Rags for clothes
> > - Towels for hats
> > - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
> > - More than one wife
> > More than one mother in law
> > - You can't shave
> > - Your wife can't shave
> > - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
> > - You cook over burning camel sh!t
> > - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
> > - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
> > Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
> > Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
> > It's not like it could get much worse
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
> >
> > They're not happy in Gaza ..
> > They're not happy in Egypt .
> > They're not happy in Libya ..
> > They're not happy in Morocco ..
> > They're not happy in Iran ..
> > They're not happy in Iraq ..
> > They're not happy in Yemen ..
> > They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
> > They're not happy in Pakistan ..
> > They're not happy in Syria ..
> > They're not happy in Lebanon ..
> >
> > SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
> >
> > They're happy in Australia .
> > They're happy in Canada ....
> > They're happy in England ...
> > They're happy in France .....
> > They're happy in Italy ..
> > They're happy in Germany .....
> > They're happy in Sweden ..
> > They're happy in the USA .....
> > They're happy in Norway ..
> > They're happy in Holland ....
> > They're happy in Denmark .
> >
> > Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
> > and unhappy in every country that is!
> >
> > AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
> >
> > Not Islam.
> > Not their leadership.
> > Not themselves.
> >
> > THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
> >
> > AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
> > THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
> >
> > Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
> > How damn dumb can you get?
> >