>The Little Red Hen
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>"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
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>"Not I," said the cow.
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>"Not I," said the duck.
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>"Not I," said the pig.
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>"Not I," said the goose.
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>"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew
>and ripened.
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>"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
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>"Not I," said the duck.
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>"Out of my classification," said the pig.
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>"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
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>"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
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>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
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>"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
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>"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
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>"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
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>"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
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>"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
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>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
>
>
>She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
>They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen
>said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
>
>"Excess profits!" cried the cow (Nancy Pelosi)
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>"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck (Barbara Boxer)
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>"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose(Jesse Jackson)
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>The pig just grunted in disdain(Harry Reid)
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>And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around
the
>little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>
>When the farmer (Obama) came, he said to the little red hen, "You must
>not be so greedy."
>
>"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
>
>"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free
>enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as
>much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the
>productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who
are lazy and idle."
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>And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen,
>who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."
>
>But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again
>baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And
>all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
>
>Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
>cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
>
>And perhaps...this is the end.
>
>And the next week, there was no bread, or anything else to eat. So,
>they all starved equally.
>
>
>EPILOGUE
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>Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
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>Hillary got $8 million for hers.
>
>That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight
>years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember
anything.
>
>DO WE LIVE IN A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
>
>November Is Coming!!!