LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane andhe turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there isno God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiledsmugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let meask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the samestuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turnsout a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose thatis?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl'sintelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualifiedto discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.