Ex Marine Teacher
A former Sergeant having served his time with the Marine Corps took a new
job as a school teacher.
Just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to
wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast
fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students
in the school.
The smart aleck punks having already heard the new teacher was a former
Marine were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before
trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took a stapler and stapled the
tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year....