I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 40 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with gold and pink trim.
The City Council told me to forget it,,,, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !!!!
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
.........Work starts on Monday...
