Speaking of hazards, do you remember the old Steve Allen Show? You might be too young.

Pat Harrington did a funny bit as Guido Panzinni, the Italian pro golfer. He had the Italo/American accent down pat. Steve asked him about the most difficult hole he ever played. Guido said it was a 135 yard par 3 in the Tanganyikan Open. The hole was all carry and had a Pigmy village between the tee and green. Steve asked him what made it so difficult.

Guido said, "Ifa you shorta, pfffft, you dead."

You had to be there.