Being from Tennessee, I have been at the blunt end of many jokes about Hillbillies and Southern folks. If the truth be known, more Southern boys and young men actually do die after uttering those famous three words, "Watch this sh*%!"

Therefore, I am totally qualified to offer up a few of my own....

John

An attorney is driving down the road when he sees two men picking grass and eating it along side the road. He stops his car and asks the first man what he is doing. The man says that times are so bad that he has to eat grass to survive. The attorney offers him a ride and a meal but the man protests, saying that he has a wife and two childrn nearby.

The attorney says, No problem, bring them along and I will feed them too.

Then, he approaches the second man and gets the same answer to his question. He makes him the same offer but the man protests, saying that he has a wife and six children nearby. The attorney says, No problem, get in and I will feed all of you.

As they proceed down the road, one of the men turns to the attorney and says: You are one very kind man.

The attorney says: No problem, the grass out at my place is about a foot high!