This guy walked into the local?welfare office?to pick up
his check.? He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You
know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The?social worker?behind the counter said, "Your
timing is excellent. We
just got a?job opening?from a very wealthy old man who
wants
a?Chauffeur?and bodyguard for his?beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive
around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all
of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is
in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment
with?plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage,
will be
designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're
bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well.....you started