One way we (in Texas) can get rid of Obama
posted on
Feb 05, 2009 04:43PM
THE COUNTRY of TEXAS
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to
secede from the Union .
(Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)
We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action
since Barack Obama won the election.
We'll miss you too.
Here is what can happen:
1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States , and
Texas immediately secedes from the Union .
2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas .
You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another
terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects of the
Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas .
We will control the space industry.
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .
3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it.
The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need
for the next 300 years.
What will the other states do?
Gee, we don't know.
Why not ask Obama?
5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those
Northern States.
John Kerry and Al Gore will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....
6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips
and communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments,
Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel,
AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor,
Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc.
The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the
best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as
other large health centers.
The Houston Medical Center alone employees over 65,000 people.
8. We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter: University
of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU,
University of Dallas , University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of
North Texas ), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the
South anyway.
9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force, and it
isn't restricted by a bunch of unions.
Here in Texas , it's a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man
and women for themselves.
We just go out and get the job done.
And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job
somewhere else.
10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and
insurance industries, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the
Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases.
We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six
rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need
one.
If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of
Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several
types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from
the Gulf.
Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good.
Don't need any food.
13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States , and
twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States , are located
in Texas .
And Texas also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey,
Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island and
Vermont combined.
14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States
are located in Texas .
15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to.
You see, nothing rusts in Texas , so our vehicles stay beautiful and
run well for decades.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas
in good shape.
There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars,
only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV.
The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut
off satellite communications.
You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama
has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you
survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.
This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to
think about!
Signed, The People of Texas
SLEEP WELL TONIGHT!
THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!
One Nation Under God