Top Ten Things Overheard During The Bush/Obama Meeting

David Letterman

10 "You sure you want this job?"

9 "Actually, sir, I do mind if you call me 'Barack-odile Dundee' "

8 "Let me know if you want the Secret Service to frisk you for fun"

7 "I appreciate the offer, but you can take the spittoons with you"

6 "Honest opinion: would it be a mistake to pardon Amy Winehouse?"

5 "Is that Roger Clinton sleeping on the sofa?"

4 "The red phone is for talking to world leaders, the blue phone is for ordering Domino's"

3 "When there's a big crisis, you might be here as late as 4pm"

2 "Other than the economy, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, the deficit, the crumbling infrastructure, our energy policy, Gitmo and global warming, is there anything else I need to fix?"

1 "When can you start?"