Retirement Plans Compared:
>
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
> ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
> $1000.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
> you would have $49.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
> nothing left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
> year ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you
> would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice
> is to drink
> heavily and recycle. This is called the *401-Keg Plan*.