As a self proclaimed Big Dumb Guy from Tennessee, I don't know much about the stock market, but this looks like a good deal: Retirement Plan Investment Tip…more commonly known as The Bubba Retierment Plan If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one yearago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5. 00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock youwould have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one yearago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for therecycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice isto drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401Keg Plan.

John