Tried that, but they said that since they are frequently involved in warfare (sea battles), any implied warranty was void.
And I do need to squelch some of my shocked outbursts. The other night I was in my favorite watering hole and it seemed my drink went empty much too soon. Though it was my third, I just knew it couldn`t have been me that caused this, so in my shock and dismay I started yelling ``What? A Glasshole!, What? A Glasshole!``, and was promptly escorted out! Inferior products....what to do?!
SGE