So you feel stealing televisions and other high dollar items are necessary for survival after a hurricane. Sure, that makes perfect sense to me…what was I thinking?!

Have you gone to N.O. to assist the victims? I didn’t think so. Hypocrite. Heathen. Shame on you.

If you have any future complaints, please don’t hesitate to call 1-800-EAT-$HIT and file a formal grievance. You will get a timely and heartfelt response.