When you are hungry after a hurricane, you’ll do desperate things like steal a big screen TV.

The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looter and gang-free and they are now in your city.

Don`t give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you; instead bitch because the government hasn`t given you a debit card yet.

Ignore warnings to evacuate and the government will come get you and give you money for being stupid.