U.S. Immigration Test

Mujibar, from Pakistan, was trying to get into the U.S. legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, ``Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S..�

Mujibar said, ``I am ready.``

The officer said, ``Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.``

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, ``Mister Officer, I am ready.``

The Officer said, ``Go ahead.``

Mujibar said, ``The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, `Yellow, this is Mujibar.```

Mujibar now lives in Baltimore, and works at a Microsoft help desk.