You are a better man than I. I might have beat him to death and spent the rest of my days calling Big Bad Bubba "Mom."
Your J 45 is worth more than this one: http://www1.shopzilla.com/8N_-_cat_i...
Once upon a time in another life at Gibson, I received a letter from a prisoner who asked that I replace his Flying V 'cause he broke his while beating and lillin' his bass player with the guitar.
John