Ok, you started the political thread. One joke for the gallery:

Three guys get on a plane. One is a stinkin` tax and spend Democrat, one is a stinkin` tax cut and spend Republican, and one is a fiscally responsible ``pay as you go`` libertarian.

About an hour into the flight and with a bit of chit-chat, the libertarian says, ``Hey, you guys are OK, how about I get you both a coke from the back?``

The Democrat and the Republican both are thankful and accept.

While the libertarian is getting the drinks, the Democrat looks at the Republican and they both know what they must do. They each grab one of the libertarian`s shoes and spit into it the shoe, then grin from ear to ear as they replace the shoes under the empty seat. They discuss how terrible it would be to have a Libertarian in a major office since all they do is balance budgets, leave education to the states, fix roads, open free markets, and guard the borders. Nothing more. Both agreed it was a silly concept that could not possibly satisfy all of their special interests.

The libertarian returns with the drinks and relaxes until the plane begins to descend. He puts on his shoes, looks up at the Democrat and the Republican sitting next to him who are trying not to giggle like little girls and screams, ``This has got to end and this has got to end right here. We are all good folks with a different political point of view. This spittin` in shoes and peeing in cokes has got to stop.``

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John