Chinese Honeymoon

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis you firss time an you velly frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Wha you want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try somethin I hear about... Numbaa - 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he replies..."You wanna... chicken wiff broccori?!"