in a van down by the river....he used to be a rational shareholder in a small company with promise but when that promise wasn`t realized on his timetable he became a bitter old troll who lashed out at anyone who came down by the river of dreams in pursuit of a better and more prosperous life.

One day, several brave engineers from said small company built a wonderful handheld mediaplayer called the eVU. Dermik the troll feared the eVU as he could only see the past and his upbringing was frightful and full of negativity. Dermik had forgotten that little ole edig had made the ife product of the year just a short time ago. Dermik tried to turn people against the eVU but the good people of edigland would hear none of the troll`s fearmongering and blather for they saw the white knights who were riding alongside the little company`s new flagship product, the eVU.

The loyal minions at edig eventually sold thousands of eVUs after some initial fits and starts and the white knights with the help of the ediglanders slayed the dreaded troll and put an end to his dreadful prognostications and sniping. The good people of edigland rejoiced and were rewarded with long and prosperous lives for their foresight,understanding, and perseverance.

THE END