Geeeez Louise, I go on a romantic (not) New England cruise with my big bad very wealthy big sister and all hell breaks loose. What is the deal with our little puppy seemingly unable to pee in the correct direction? Meanwhile Porrtee appears to be under the weather but will hopefully imbibe much Ripple and get well soon. We need an ill wind to blow us some good over here in the doom and gloom pit. If General Bernake can't help us by continuing to print money we can never pay back then I guess only a lovely little war will do the trick.

Get well soon Portee, get well soon AR.

Doc