"Are you guaranteeing this large boost?"

Where you been Rico..??Just fall off the turnip truck..??

I will guarantee that some day you will die and some day you will have to pay taxes..

They are the only sure things that I know about...

If you want a guaranteed return ,buy treasury notes ..or government bonds...

You will get an exciting 2% ..maybe...

Meanwhile worry like a bastard..stay up late worrying don't sleep drink tons of booze and coffee and cigars and worry some more..

Get super stressed out and bingo..!!You won't have to worry no more...

I don't know why you get into something that gives you so much stress..

Take a Valium...have a couple of hookers of Black Diamond Rum and wash it down with a couple of quarts of Keith's.and it will be all better..

By the time you sober up.......

Portee