Now, now Portee,

I know that you don't have to be Jewish to qvech convincingly but really you do need to calm down. The times they are changing (not). The glass is half full (not). April showers bring May flowers (not). What goes down must come back up (not , due to gravity). Tomorrow shall definitely be a better day (not always).

How low can my portfolio go? TD Waterhouse will be sure to stop the bleeding with mucho taco margin calls if this continues. How is Brian doing with his new outfit? Perhaps we should have folllowed him at least as far as his disposal of his beloved KXL/PDG stock.

Doc