"Apple has enough cash in the bank ($194 billion) to buy every single team in the NFL, NBA, NHL and Major League Baseball," says Crossing Wall Street’s Eddie Elfenbein, after the iPhone maker blew out Wall Street expectations Monday night.

"Or"

Theoretically Apple could by TSLA for $30 billion, ZEN for $4 billion which means they'd still have $160 billion in the bank to work with.

You have to admit the second scenerio is much more realistic!