*Subject:* THE WRONG LESSONS IN GOLF    A foursome of guys is 

waiting at the men's tee,  while another foursome of women 

is hitting from the ladies' tees.   The ladies are taking their time. 

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. 

She goes over and whiffs it completely.  Then she hacks it another

ten feet, and finally hacks it another five  feet.  She looks up at

the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,  'I guess all

those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help.   One

of the men immediately responds,  'Well, there you have it, you 

should have taken golf lessons instead!'   

He never even had a chance to duck.