Can you lend me $17,500 to buy another 100K of UBS? :-)

Not so fast .... during this next general market slide ... we may re-test .10 ... perhaps even get to .07 .... may as well but 200k for only 14,000.

Let's make a deal i'll pay you back tripple that amount in 2 years.

Couldn't accept that ... I'd likely get charged with loan sharking

And if UBS goes BK i'll work for you for 2 years free how's that for a return.

those are not even slave wages, so .... again I couldn't agree to such terms ... good thing I didn't read last night when I was under the influence ... I would have just said

DEAL!

Orgy